Faithful until the first big cock
Divide the legs, minus the clothes
Given word means shit when you're horny
Mom doesn't suck dick like this anyway
Dick size matters for mommy
Gold diggers are always single
Getting something done today
Shut up and get your dick wet
A fitting reward for a little slut
You said you're thankful, right?
Is that a pole you shoved?
Make a wish after you blow
Take notes, son
This christmas, i'll give you my holes